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Amy-Higgins

Amy-Higgins

Female, 18 years old, lives in Fermoy, Ireland

Amy-Higgins
To save a Demon Hunter

*rubs away tears* okay so where was I, oh yeah, Maeiv and the cheaty rag tag group had just slain my hubby Lord Illidan Stormrage, but I was not afraid because I knew things the group didn’t (because blizzard made it up like 9 years later or some shit) I knew Illidan was a demon so his soul would make a new body for him..or something..To be honest its not that clear. But the sneaky Maeiv knew too..i guess? Look lets not focus on the details. She used his demon blood against him and froze him in place! As all the reinforcements from Mardum came rushing in the same fate befell them. I knew I had to act fast at risk of being locked up in the vault so I joined the rag tag group and made my way back home to Azeroth where I stayed undetected for 7 years.

One day while walking through Stormwind I received a summons to the Iron Front in the Blasted Lands, orcs from the past and another reality (like I said don’t think about it) had invaded our world This could be my chance, another reality, perhaps I can find their Illidan! He could help me free our Illidan, then they’ll be two of them. *Amy becomes lost in her thoughts for about 15 solid minutes of telling this story* I packed my things and tyranda mask and headed for the Iron Front. Hordes poured through the gate, but I followed Khadgar through, the mage seemed to know much about the fel, he is my best chance at finding Illidan, I decided to stay close to him. The adventures in this land took me far and wide but never close to my daddy, until we assaulted Hellfire Citadel.

There I met everyone’s favourite lovable character Gul’daniel. While the group of hunters and mages went off killing everything in sight, I snuck up to the peak of the citadel to strike a bargain with Gul’daniel. We hatched a plot to free the Illidan of my world. While the gang tore the place apart and Gul’daniel realised his fate he presented our idea to Don Archimondé. His desire to see Azeroth burn was unquenchable and so the three of us put the plan into motion. Gul’daniel called up his side hoe Cordona to tell him he’d need someone to pick him up once he lands in Azeroth. Don Archimondé fell before the gang and made them believe they bested him and took that chance to transport Gul’daniel into our world. With everyone thinking they had stopped the legion I waltzed home to Azeroth, I knew once the Vault had been breached, we would be called to help, and I would be reunited with my beloved, I just need to grab some more staples for my mask.

Fourteen months past as I awaited the plan to move into phase two until finally Khadgar took flight as he had heared of an invasion at the Vault of the Wardens. I offered to go with him, but he said no, the demon hunters had been realised and it was far too dangerous and that Druid powers would be of no use in this situation. I stayed undercover knowing I would soon be sent to clean up after them. Now im not going to say the whole legion invasion wasn’t my fault, but it takes two to tango so come on Gul’daniel takes some of the blame. Because this little plot ended up in a full blown intergalactic war. People died, family’s were torn apart, I think some vodo troll guy died after sitting on a chair or something, idk. But you gotta admit, my plan worked. Khadgar sent for us to retake the vault but upon inspection…Illidan was gone. Its been to many nights without him. The hunt is on

Savian
  • Oct 30, 2017, 10:45:03 PM
Savian

Comedy gold xD Also the references to Blizzard's more... confusing storytelling are great. Keep it up!

Amy-Higgins
  • Oct 31, 2017, 12:05:49 PM
Amy-Higgins

@Trellisaze Dont tempt me frodo!

Agagor
  • Oct 31, 2017, 2:37:51 PM
Agagor

@Amy-Higgins just do it already

Amy-Higgins
Gate Crashers

Well this was quite the evening, I was in the mansion my husband Illidan had claimed in the name of outland on a normal Thursday. The kids were in bed, the naga things we’re in the basement, not a peep all through the house. Then suddenly, our security guard, Supremus had been murdered! I looked down from atop the spire, to see a rag tag group of hunters and some funny looking fellows storming the gates!

Me being a quite welcoming host, went to meet them and showed them to our Butler, Mr Dumb Dumb McPoopy (He keeps telling us to call him Akama Mattata or something?) He kindly takes their coats but then one of them tells him about a viva le revelation and they all start making a mess in the coat room! How barbaric. Me being very passive, I try to reason with them and take them to see my cousin in law, Gorefiend. Now Gorefiend is a bit hashtag edge, and starts turning them into ghosts so I had to go around resurrecting them, peasant work am I right? But then one of them drives a sword through his heart! As I stood their trying to stop the bleeding they all run off to destroy that soul engine thing Hubby keeps in the basement. Going to be honest with you guys on this one, I let them take it out, that thing keeps me up at night (not the only thing am I right or am I right?)
Anyway after they completely ruined the guest floor I had to escort them to Illidans Friend ChambersTM Its where all those lady’s with the masks stay, he’s such good friends with all of them, sometimes they hang out for hours at a time..and sometimes for 5 minutes….
They went around killing all of Hubby’s good friends! One of them even claimed a bed, I allowed the carpet area to be her room.

Once they reached the peak of the Chambers, The Sensation Station, they killed that lovely 6-armed lady, we were supposed to go out for coffee next week! Then they went and killed those blood elf people, they were very close friends of mine. After all this nonsense Mr Dumb Dumb McPoopy shows up, and brings his ghost friends and starts breaking into the master bedroom! At Illidans alone time of all times. I stand my ground but the others push past and interrupt his skull session.
Then, they start doing battle, Illidan being no stranger to battle, starts cutting them to bits, the hunters fell, the mages blood painted the room! The broken fell to the floor, some say when his skull hit the temple, it could be heard throughout all of outland. As he stood proud over all of them that slut maeiv showed up and made a move, I kicked her out though. The day was won, but then the flesh from their corpses disappeared and they got to have like 3 more goes?! How is that fair Blizzard come on we won fair and square?

The last image Illidan Stormrage saw as the light drained form his eyes-1997 Colourised

SO after like 20 goes or something they finally cheated and killed my hubby, and he didn’t even get a respawn! Hacks I tell you, my controller was broken, my dad works at Nintendo. Then they started taking pics of his dead body, kinda messed up if you ask me. But my hubbys days were not over, and the so-called heroes of Azeroth? Their days were numbered, for Illidan will rise again! His wings will cast a shadow over Azeroth and paint the land with the blood of-wait what
*whispers*
Wait so
*whispers*
HES ON THEIR SIDE, THE **** IS THIS

All Photo Credits To Aeyvi-

Tammiee
  • Oct 20, 2017, 11:13:27 AM
Tammiee

I'm concerned for you!

Aeyvi
  • Oct 20, 2017, 6:44:52 PM
Aeyvi

Bwahahaha! The Sensation Station... (that would have been an expensive coffee run with all those arms!).. Goodness me, this is hilarious madness. Great job! :)

Vijo
  • Oct 21, 2017, 5:10:57 PM
Vijo

Oh my god, Ames, thanks for the amazing read! I enjoyed it thoroughly. :D

Amy-Higgins

The stressful results week is finally over! I got my results and was super happy with them! In my leaving cert i got:

Irish: O5(50-60%)

English: O2(80-90%)

Maths: O2 (80-90%)

Biology: H6(40-50%)

Engineering: H5(50-60%)

Music: H3(70-80%)

L.C.V.P: Merit(65-80%)

D.C.G: H2(80-90%)

For a total of 359 points, in Ireland we use a point system so each grade awards a certain amount of points out of 100 and then the top 6 are chosen to give you a score out of 600, so i got 359/600 which i was happy with! On monday my first choice of college offered me a place as I was above their minimum of 338. Im so excited for this new life im going to be starting and wanted to share it with you! <3 <3

Myrth
  • Aug 22, 2017, 7:01:24 PM
Myrth

Excellent! Happy for you :)

AdamThePhantump
  • Aug 25, 2017, 4:42:19 AM
AdamThePhantump

I wonder if you’ll have a degree in limericks. :P

Ashen
  • Aug 29, 2017, 12:42:08 PM
Ashen

Well done Amy, congratulations!

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Amy-Higgins

Come pupper, first the legion, then the bitches

Savian
  • Aug 4, 2017, 12:56:36 PM
Savian

Sometimes lag is worth it for the hilarity afterwards xD

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Amy-Higgins

Its been a long journey but I have managed to collect all of the base skins for Restoration and Balance! Two specs down, two to go <3

Trellisaze
  • Jul 28, 2017, 10:14:37 AM
Trellisaze

So glad you got the challenge done on resto !! Awesome work with all the skins, huge grats !! \o/

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Amy-Higgins

Finally got my val'anyr hammer of ancient kings! <3 wee so happy

Photo credit: @Aeyvi its so peeerty O_O

Trellisaze
  • Jul 19, 2017, 11:58:31 PM
Trellisaze

Big grats !!

Wolle0rism
  • Jul 20, 2017, 5:47:01 PM
Wolle0rism

yay \o/ and yes, this totally is a @Aeyvi screenshot ;)

Aeyvi
  • Jul 20, 2017, 6:02:44 PM
Aeyvi

Hahah busted @Wolle0rism :D Really glad those shards dropped and Flooph didn't deck Yogg!

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Amy-Higgins

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY @Neny

Have a great day your the best imaginary mother a girl could ask for! ^_^

Today you get breakfast in bed and I do all the chores! This life wouldn't be the same without my fictional mother :3

Amy-Higgins
  • Mar 26, 2017, 5:16:39 PM
Amy-Higgins

Yush you are auntie @Elloa i will find out when aunties day is! Unless I am unworthy of being your niece </3

Elloa
  • Mar 26, 2017, 5:23:15 PM
Elloa

Whaaaat! Of course you are worthy!!!

Amy-Higgins
  • Mar 26, 2017, 5:24:38 PM
Amy-Higgins

Auntie day is the 26th of july then @Elloa !! you will get a present for that day <3