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kleptoHypocrite

kleptoHypocrite

Male, 19 years old, lives in Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia

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Another Recent Games screen. Don't ask me HOW I lost that Quinn game. I was the only one who could 1v1 the fed Rengar with bird form. I was trying to go for a GA in order to be more helpful to the team but it ended just as I got it. ;-; …

kleptoHypocrite

Just played a game of AP Rengar, holy sh!t did it wreck.

Ignore the Fiddle game. It was so bad XD

I was forced ADC so I called roam, got 1 kill 1 assist bot lane, roamed at 6 and just destroyed from there. I'm still laughing CX

kokichat
  • Jun 14, 2014, 2:44:39 PM
kokichat

And it gives a damage boost to a lot of them-Corki,Tristana, Ezreal, Lucian, Kog Maw, Varus, Miss Fortune, Sivir's Q and Ashe's ult. :D

kleptoHypocrite

When you're low health on Rengar and you see the final person on the enemy team low~

mentalpiggie
  • Jun 15, 2014, 2:50:15 PM
mentalpiggie

ahw too bad :P

kleptoHypocrite

So I picked up Rengar today and I had so much fun. A Riven was lane bulling me and spamming in all-chat yelling about how terrible I am. About 10 minutes in I got steamed and called for my duo partner who at the time was a mid Talon who was fed 2 kills early game. Needless to say that Riven was pretty shocked at how fast his health bar dropped with both the insane amount of damage early game Talon and a double Q from Rengar posess and we ended up carrying the entire game. PUT YO HOOD UP.

kleptoHypocrite

I can tell there is going to be some mixed opinions on the new VU of summoners' rift. To be honest, even though I LOVE the new reworks of both the jungle monsters and creeps, when I saw the champions being summoned into the rift it looked as if they didn't really belong there. As if a group of characters with a completely different art style was forced into this game. Does anyone else agree?

FlammableCamel
  • Jun 7, 2014, 1:56:41 AM
FlammableCamel

I personally like that they're revamping the SR map, but with the obvious style change as they've made VUs and new champs just leads older champs and champs without more updated VUs to look out of place.

Can't really comment much further until it's on the PBE and I try it out but it does look better, I really like all the monster updates, they look amazing.

kleptoHypocrite

That feel that you get when a support makes an epic peel for you on low health and you get out of there with 10 HP and a triple. (Gotta get me some booties.)

kleptoHypocrite
  • Jun 1, 2014, 5:16:21 PM
kleptoHypocrite

See what I did there? Banana PEEL. I'm so hilarious. *Hairflip*

kleptoHypocrite

When you land a blind Lee Sin Q for a Penta inside their base~ (This happened to me today. God did it feel good.)

kleptoHypocrite

I'm so damn impatient. It's literally impossible for me to actually save up for an 6300 IP champ because I'm just like - 'oH lOok its geM-mAn im neveR goNna play hiM buT leTs Buy Him aNyWay.'

kleptoHypocrite
  • Jun 1, 2014, 6:27:56 PM
kleptoHypocrite

That's what I usually do however, I will paraphrase using ABBA. 'MONEY MONEY MONEY, MUST BE FUNNY, IN A RICH MAN'S WORLD~' @PhoenixFlameDX

Veyaip
  • Jun 1, 2014, 6:44:24 PM
Veyaip

tell yourself you are going to get 9 hybrid pen marks (7800ip in one go I believe) and when you get to 6300 just be "fck it I'm so getting a champ" and there you have your 6300ip champ ^_^

kleptoHypocrite
  • Jun 2, 2014, 1:17:56 AM
kleptoHypocrite

Pure genius. @Veyaip

kleptoHypocrite

What happens when you wreck so hard as Ezreal the opposition just stops trying. Yay for Otaku Ezreal! P.S. Rito pls. Otaku Ezreal skin next patch.

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kleptoHypocrite

I'm looking for a new champion to play as I'm getting pretty bored with the others. I'm currently looking at Kha'Zix and Rengar, can anyone suggest anything else?

kennen
  • May 18, 2014, 1:28:26 PM
kennen

big targets are the best, there is more to aim at

Vault-boy
  • May 18, 2014, 1:33:23 PM
Vault-boy

bronn?

oops i mean braum?

Veigar
  • Jun 13, 2014, 8:15:43 PM
Veigar

@kennen yes they make shurikens this small

kleptoHypocrite

I found this rediculously hilarious; so my friend Kody and I were chatting today and like the cocky prick he was, he challenged me to a 1v1 with my strongest top lane Jax. Of course I wanted to make things a little more interesting so I wagered with him and the terms were as follows - if I win he buys me a $10 League card, but if he wins I cannot directly choose Jax in any game mode directly. Needless to say I wiped the floor with him and he decided to rebel by saying "This match was a warm up." So I completly countered him by reposting the entire skype messages saying this was the match. I got my card 3 days later. >=D

kleptoHypocrite
  • May 11, 2014, 12:39:03 PM
kleptoHypocrite

Sorry, the "today" was meant to be in past tense. It wasn't literally today.

kleptoHypocrite
  • May 11, 2014, 12:39:56 PM
kleptoHypocrite

And I typed directly twice in one sentence. Why. /).-

kleptoHypocrite

Does anyone else play OCE? Since I live in Australia it's my least laggy account.

It's still low level if anyone wants to smurf with me. ^-^

Hit me up? It'd be great if you main a red starting jungle. I main ADC Quinn and go pretty well everytime so... HMU on skype. thefeistymitten

kleptoHypocrite
  • May 13, 2014, 10:37:45 AM
kleptoHypocrite

Alright. Got Dolby Axon. You forgot to tell me your username haha. =)

kleptoHypocrite
  • May 13, 2014, 10:39:20 AM
kleptoHypocrite

By the way, my name on both LoL and Dolby is mambostuck

Chikunnigguh
  • May 13, 2014, 2:55:42 PM
Chikunnigguh

yeah sweet as, weill give you an add as soon as possible :D my Dolby username is Chikunniggh, :) lookin forward to having a game with you man :)

kleptoHypocrite

I don't care what anyone thinks, maxing E on Jax is both incredibly OP and at the same time inconceivably ridiculous.

ILMARI
  • May 9, 2014, 4:13:37 PM
ILMARI

@mentalpiggie Total +4000 games. 15 1 with Kha :D and even in diamond you can get away with picking quinn top. Enemies are bad and don't know how to play against her

mentalpiggie
  • May 9, 2014, 5:14:29 PM
mentalpiggie

true indeed

kleptoHypocrite
  • May 10, 2014, 12:05:07 AM
kleptoHypocrite

I prefer ADC Quinn because of my most recent comment "I prefer Quinn ADC because, unlike others, I seem to have extreme luck with Valor targeting the enemy I need it to. This of course allows me to set up strong resets by Valor target, Auto-Attack, E, Auto-Attack then Q. It's so much damage."

kleptoHypocrite

Hey all, I'm a new Poppy jungle main. I was wondering if you had any items I should focus on building? The main problem for me is that I'm pretty bad at early game, but by late game I'm bursting and getting doubles, triples, quads, etc. I would really appreciate the help! ^-^

Xorasi
  • May 5, 2014, 3:07:24 PM
Xorasi

That would need lots of balancing, getting ff too early is op

Mendybones
  • -1
  • May 5, 2014, 5:58:25 PM
Mendybones

Am I the only person that still plays Poppy as an AP tank?

kleptoHypocrite
  • May 6, 2014, 9:53:21 AM
kleptoHypocrite

She's so burst as an AP tank. XD Like rediculous how fast she can kill carries.